You’re here because you wrote a book.

Now you want to know, “How do I get published?”

 

You pay a local copy shop to print it and then you sell it out of your trunk

…hey, it worked in the ’80s with cassette tapes

 

 

You tuck it in your desk drawer beneath the unpaid bills

…and wait for the publishing fairy to replace it with a check

 

 

You continue sending out queries to agents

…and then spend time alphabetizing rejection letters by publisher name

 

 

You publish yourself, and we’ll walk you through every step of the process….

…plus, we actually like authors, and we have a sense of humor to go with our twelve years of experience!